The Purple Cow Frank Gelett Burgess

Text entry by Walter Underwood(wunder@infoseek.com) on 1999-02-01. This transcription is in the public domain.

From the The Lark, San Fransicsco, 1896.

 The Purple Cow I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.